Why isn't Canada part of the 'axis of evil?'?

Every year, Canada exports 400,000 tons of asbestos to developing countries. This mineral causes cancer with a vengeance! It's used in buildings, ofte...



Every year, Canada exports 400,000 tons of asbestos to developing countries. This mineral causes cancer with a vengeance! It's used in buildings, often as an insulator. It hasn't been used in Canada or any other first world country in over thirty years, since it was discovered to be so hazardous. Places like India want it because it's cheap. Canada is and will be responsible for causing millions of cases of cancer in developing countries: A lot more than what North Korea allegedly wants to do with a dirty bomb.

7 Responses to “Why isn't Canada part of the 'axis of evil?'?”

  1. Andrew S says:

    You can’t compare Canada to NK because nobody is being forced to buy or use asbestos. On the other hand, I don’t think Canada should be selling it.

  2. ugi_gameerr says:

    casue we like their bacon

  3. Satan Is A Republican says:

    The problem with Canada for the USA is that it exports bad weather to the lower 48 states!!!

    You ever watch a tv weather report, the weatherman will inevitably say, "…and a cold front from Canada is coming our way."

    What do the Canadians say? The blame Alaska!

  4. Bleed me an ocean says:

    cuz canada is a cheap alternative to Amsterdam.

  5. starleo51 says:

    Matrix

  6. Gomer says:

    wow…you must have set a new record low on the IQ scale

  7. MO says:

    Over It!

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